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Book Veronique
for your next
Special Occasion!
"Veronique's act consists of self-penned parodies with her own witty and amusing lyrics to some of our favorite American standards...She was a guest performer at a
benefit for which I was music director. Most of the attendees were French and she had them laughing so hard I thought the champagne would pop it's own cork!"
-- Robert Glenn
Music Magic
Little Known "Veronique-isms"
Every great artiste has a human side, although of course, La Belle ~V~ is not nearly so flawed as most...
Favorite Color:
Vert (It matches the wallet most pleasingly!)
Least Favorite Color:
Noir (The dark theatre, after the show is over- si tragique...)
Favorite Food:
Chocolat!
Least Favorite Food:
There is no such thing as bad food, Cherie, only bad chefs!
Favorite Designer:
Coco Chanel!
Least Favorite Fashion:
Trousers that display le sourire du plombier!
Favorite Liqueur:
Crème de Cacoa!
Least Favorite Drink:
Vin qui n'est pas Français!
Favorite Musique:
Mine, naturellement!
Least Favorite Musique:
The neighbor child's tuba practice!
Favorite Art:
Paintings by Monet!
Least Favorite Art:
The portraits of Elvis on velvet (unless done on Red Velvet!)
Favorite Allergen:
Ma petit chatte, Phoebe- Achoo!
Least Favorite Allergen:
Escargots- Gaaaque!
Favorite Pastime:
Being adored by all!
Least Favorite Pastime:
Having toy poodles in rhinestone
collars and berets making amorous
advances upon one's leg-
(There is no excuse for bad
fashion,
even among dogs!)
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Veronique's Engagements
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