Nominate VeroniqueCheVAL for a social media award in the Shorty Awards
Below are my responses the the interview questions. I guess they have neither a swimwear, nor an evening gown competition, so I hope this will suffice to garner your votes!
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What’s your best tweet?
What are six things you could never do without?
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
To whore, I mean, promote La Moi as much as humanly possible, until I find a steam ‘bot who can do it for me. 😉
What’s your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter app? I think not! Why would I use a 3rd party item when I can use the genuine article?
Twitter or Facebook?
All of the above, and in that order!
What was the funniest trend you’ve seen?
La Moi, of course! Only I’ve not yet actually been listed as a trend, since my teleporteur is broken. But when it’s fixed, look out!
What feature should Twitter add?
I’d like to see “Tweet Dreams” for everyone, every night! 🙂
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn’t?
Oh that’s easy! Jules Verne, H. P. Lovecraft, Mary Shelley, & Lucille Ball.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
I shorten nothing, in fact I lengthen. I should be awarded the Grammarians Medal of Honour for Lack of Brevity!
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn’t already? If so, who?
If there is someone foolish enough NOT to follow La Moi, it’s their loss, not mine!
Why should we vote for you?
Because I am a charming, witty, & MAD-nifique MAD-emoiselle of steamlish inclination!
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What’s the most interesting connection you’ve made through Twitter?
@Kambrieldesign invited La Moi to model in the SteamCon II fashion show!
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
With my name: Veronique = Very Unique. Voila!
What inspires you to tweet?
My publique yearns for nuggets of my MAD-emoiselle-ness, so who am I to disappoint them?
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Yes, but I just put earplugs in, and kept right on going!
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Life is Tweet!
How long can you go without a tweet?
Follow @VeroniqueCheVAL and find out from first-hand experience! 🙂
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Why does something called the “Shortys” ask so damned many questions?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
If it’s modest, it would change behind a curtain. If it’s really daring, then it could change onstage during the Oscars! 😉
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
La Moi. I even have a mirror by my computer to ensure maximal admiration of my clever tweetage!
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
La Moi, of course! My Inner Jewish Mother is so ingrained that if I didn’t follow myself, she’d nag me to death!
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That it sounds like a gaggle of giggling schoolgirls?
Why should people follow you?
Because I can make them laugh so hard, they’ll squirt Earl Grey out of their nostrils AND their ears!
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
Is this a trick question? If something’s “one-of-a-kind,” there can’t be “some” because that would mean there’s MORE than one!
How do you decide what to tweet?
I am guided by what amuses La Moi, such as the foibles and faux pas of humans, myself included!
Why’d you start tweeting?
Because one would not wish to miss out on the latest gadgetry for self-promo. All the cool sheeple are doing it! 😉
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
It’s shortened the number of hours I’ve spent outside of tweetage.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Make accounts for their more exotic pets. Especially arachnids. I think that cephalopods could be better represented here as well!
How will the world change in the next year?
Zut alors! My crystal ball, (along with as my teleporteur), is out for repairs!
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Denigrating persons one has to see on a regular basis. Self-aggrandizement & tweeting the secret code to detonate all the WoMD in the world!
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
I don’t want to know! I’m working diligently to repair my teleporteur & intend to go to The Ancient Library of Alexandria, circa 283 BC.